Guy in Real Life by Brezenoff Steve

Author:Brezenoff, Steve [Brezenoff, Steve]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Balzer + Bray
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

“You still grounded?” Greg asks. We’re walking along Lexington, past the gas stations at the I-94 overpass.

“Yup.”

“Sucks.”

“Does,” I say. “Verily.”

He looks at me sideways, and I smirk. It’s a Svetlana word, and now it’s a Svvetlana word and therefore a Lesh word. Greg has no idea how many people he’s actually walking next to.

“Were you just smoking with Jelly?”

“Sitting,” I say. “Just sitting.”

He nods slow and groovy, like I’m getting some jelly from Jelly.

“Just sitting,” I say again.

“She grabbed your hand when you were walking away,” Greg says. “I want a giant pop.” He veers left, into the gas station market, so I follow.

He heads for the pop machine, and I loiter in the grocery aisle. It’s full of single-serving processed food items: microwaveable cans of soup, near-instant pasta meals, pouches of jerky and cheese. I have an appreciation for cheese that requires no refrigeration, but today it’s making me woozy.

A woman who works at the market walks up the aisle toward me. I instinctively slip my hands into the deep pockets of my trench coat. She glares at me, then drops the big plastic box she’s carrying. She flips open the top and starts restocking the cans of cheese dip. I slide past her and poke at the bags of pretzels, but I’m watching her. She’s probably not long out of school. Maybe she’s in college, probably at Saint Paul College or Metro State. She’s not ugly. Her hair is blond, streaked with a slightly different blond. Her skin is a little zitty. But she’s not bad-looking at all. The way she’s squatting there, restocking cheese, the very top of her butt is showing. She’s wearing a thong.

“Tung!” Greg calls from the door. He’s pushing it open with his back, holding up his giant cup of green liquid. “We out!”

I head toward the door and glance at gas-station woman. She stands up and grabs the belt of her pants. With a shimmy and a hop on each foot, she hikes them up, and for an instant gives herself a butt lift and a wedgie.

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